Funny jokes about dating a black guy

You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? Hey, if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law. So, you can say “black people have made progress”, but to say “black people have made progress” would mean we deserved to be segregated. Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to. Cause if a bullet cost 00 there would be no more innocent bystanders.

(White person to Black Person) Go up to a black person and ask them what their favorite comedy was..after they answer say "Oh mine is Roots"!

(Jewish guy to non-jewish girl) My people invented circumcision.... Because when I'm done with you, you'll be in de Nile (If Muslim) Are you from the Middle East, cause this dick Isreal (To a mormon girl) Are you Mormon, cause Judah prettiest girl here! (if yes) then come back to my place and Ill let you try the sausage.

Ami Bera An important part of dating is communicating.

We communicate by sharing our thoughts, ideas, and feelings.

We enjoy being with someone when we have an easy time communicating or when we have a lot to talk about.

John Bytheway In my own relationships, I know that I should break up with someone who doesn't encourage me to be strong and make my own choices and do what's best in my life, so if you're dating someone who doesn't want you to be the best person you can be, you shouldn't be dating them. But one thing I can say from my dating experience is that a physical attraction will only take you so far.

I love a man with a great sense of humor and who is intelligent - a man who has a great smile. I like a man who is very ambitious and driven and who has a good heart and makes me feel safe.

I like a man who is very strong and independent and confident - that is very sexy - but at the same time, he's very kind to people.

Cos I'd love to see you Baghdad ass up "I know your Muslim, but would you allow me Dubai you a drink? Cause that ass is Gigante (Asian guy to white girl) I'm not asian but I'll still eat your cat (An Islamic guy to anyone not Arabic) When Allah made yoiu he was just showing off. Because Imma going to screw you denmark my sauce on your face (If European) Girl are you from Greece, cause I know yo pussy be greccy (If European) Are you Russian, cause imma gonna be Russian this D up your ass (If Muslim) Are you from Egypt?

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